zaubermaerchen:

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israeli youth burn their enlistment orders (via oren_ziv on instagram)

vxidd:

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this is how i post on tumblr btw

harcodia:

tyaz:

Found this and I swear there’s no image better fitted to describe my drinking experience

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I want you to know I found this one…. So to see the another one was hilarious


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calellon:

we could be warm and comfy in bed together. ever think about that

slunch:

your sourdough starter fucking bit me

clubpenguinkiller:

Can you do your guy with a boner impression again

thestategame:

What Do You Most Associate With New York?

Coney Island

Business people

Friends (show)

Seinfeld

The Bronx

Time Square

Statue of Liberty

Empire State Building or King Kong

9/11

Broadway/Musicals

something else

See Results

Reblog for a bigger sample size.

Say in the tags what you voted for and if you live in or outside of the US

sirfrogsworth:

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This article is bonkers. I don’t know if I have said “holy shit” so many times in a row.

Here are some highlights, but you should definitely read the entire thing.

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Like, this could be the worst version of 12 Days of Christmas ever.

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He is still in the coma and his family has not heard anything from SpaceX.

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It’s like a real-life Squid Game with a much shittier payout.

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Wait, it gets worse!

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Into the cancer tent, we’re going to Mars.

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“I can excuse racism, but shoving is going too far.”

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Yeah, that tracks.

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Coming soon from Rust-Oleum…

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New low visibility safety paint guaranteed to prevent 0 accidents.

For every 10 gallons, you get this free complimentary vest!

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So easy on the eyes you barely even notice it!

Well, if nothing else, I’m sure Elon has at least faced some consequences for his poor safety policies.

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Oh.

palmer:

If Peeta Mellark we’re alive today he’d eat up the competition on Netflix’s hyperrealistic cake decoration competition show Is It Cake. He’d also be bisexual

slowwshoww:

everythingeverywhereallatonce:

50-60 people abandoning their cars on the bay bridge during morning rush hour, throwing their keys into the fucking bay, holding a die-in, chaining themselves together… coolest motherfuckers in san francisco

article from the guardian, nov 16 2023

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