israeli youth burn their enlistment orders (via oren_ziv on instagram)
tyaz:
Found this and I swear there’s no image better fitted to describe my drinking experience
I want you to know I found this one…. So to see the another one was hilarious
What Do You Most Associate With New York?
Coney Island
Business people
Friends (show)
Seinfeld
The Bronx
Time Square
Statue of Liberty
Empire State Building or King Kong
9/11
Broadway/Musicals
something else
See ResultsReblog for a bigger sample size.
Say in the tags what you voted for and if you live in or outside of the US
This article is bonkers. I don’t know if I have said “holy shit” so many times in a row.
Here are some highlights, but you should definitely read the entire thing.
Like, this could be the worst version of 12 Days of Christmas ever.
He is still in the coma and his family has not heard anything from SpaceX.
It’s like a real-life Squid Game with a much shittier payout.
Wait, it gets worse!
Into the cancer tent, we’re going to Mars.
“I can excuse racism, but shoving is going too far.”
Yeah, that tracks.
Coming soon from Rust-Oleum…
New low visibility safety paint guaranteed to prevent 0 accidents.
For every 10 gallons, you get this free complimentary vest!
So easy on the eyes you barely even notice it!
Well, if nothing else, I’m sure Elon has at least faced some consequences for his poor safety policies.
Oh.
If Peeta Mellark we’re alive today he’d eat up the competition on Netflix’s hyperrealistic cake decoration competition show Is It Cake. He’d also be bisexual
everythingeverywhereallatonce:
50-60 people abandoning their cars on the bay bridge during morning rush hour, throwing their keys into the fucking bay, holding a die-in, chaining themselves together… coolest motherfuckers in san francisco
article from the guardian, nov 16 2023































